Junior asks his dad, "Daddy, how was I born?"
His dad sighs and replies,"Ah, my son, I guess one day
you would have to find out anyway! Well, you see,
your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and
we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded
room, where your mother agreed to a download from my
hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
but it was too late to hit the delete button. Six weeks
later your mom sent me an instant message saying
that her operating system was showing signs of
unauthorized program activity from a self extracting
file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then
nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:
"You've Got Male!"